Brenda Shoss

Mommy's a WHAT?

In the eyes of the government and some conservative watchdog groups--Mommy is potential terrorist material. Please don't tell my family. They'll be very upset. Yet even under oath, I'm sure they would profess: 'Yes, she can mouth-off. No, she is not a threat to homeland security.'Obsessive. Fanatic. Wacko. The ambush of adjectives against animal rights activists is old news. But a new brand of anti-AR soldier has risen from the ashes of 9/11 to tackle perceived dissent. With G.I. Joe ferocity, anti-terrorist task forces comb the countryside in search of animal rights 'terrorists.' According to Bob Kane of Sportsmen's and Animal Owners' Voting Alliance (SAOVA), the AR/Eco terrorists are set to abolish your right to 'Enjoy a steak dinner, hunt and fish, and pet your favorite cat or dog.'